T-Shirts

Description: Rep Enlightened Nonsense to everyone who sees the front of you!

Description: Enlightened Nonsense is your favorite humor column!

Description: Meet the apex predator of the aviary: the budgerigar. Don't let the tiny beak fool you. This bird has opinions, a temper, and the moral authority to use both. Perfect for budgie owners, parakeet people, bird lovers, and anyone who has ever been judged by a small feathered creature.

Description: Did you know June 4th is International Corgi Day? Or that June 8th is Name Your Poison Day?

Description: Budgies are, technically, dinosaurs. Tiny, seed-eating, criminally underestimated theropods with an ancient grudge and an unsettling bite radius. Wear this shirt as both a warning and a badge of honor. For bird nerds, dinosaur fans, and survivors of the budgie aviary.

Description: Brandon J. Carr introduces Enlightened Nonsense, his weekly illustrated humor column about finding joy and silliness in everyday life.